brutalitoast:

If you’re reading gay smut clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*

14 hours ago · 433 notes

  • *OTP looks at each other oddly*
  • Me: oh mY GOD GUYS DID YOU SEE THAT ITS FUCKING DESTINY THEY WILL DEFINITELY MAKE BABIES
  • 14 hours ago · 896 notes

david-elizabeth-egbert:

Dave shall forever twerk on your dash.
paveffer:

a canvas
Dave // Jade

nerdycurvyboundandflirty:

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

as a teacher, yes.

15 hours ago · 665,641 notes

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

15 hours ago · 80,911 notes